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• Eat a prune and start a movement.
• If you eat yogurt, you'll have a lot of culture.
• Yogurt?!
• Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard.
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
• Sure eating yogurt will improve your sex life. People know that if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....