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Economists are people who work with numbers but don't have the personality to be accountants.
Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter.
Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't. -- Robert Orbe...
Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
Economists were created to make weather forecasters look good. -- Economist David Jone
Economy: Cutting down other people's wages. -- J.B. Morto
Economy is of itself a great revenue. -- Cicero
Economy makes men independent.
ECONOMY, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Ecosystems, schmecosystems. -- Exxo
ECP Erase Card Punch

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