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• Tony: Pick a horse, kid. We're putting two dollars on the third race.
  Make it a good one. Bart: Eat my shorts! Tony...
• Bart: We made it! Everyone: Yay! Homer: Woo hoo!
  Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Bart+Home...
• Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
  Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the schmos from sector 7-G....
• These aren't my shorts -- they bend.
• Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family .
  .. Simpson! Roll Call! Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large!...
• Homer: Hey, Burns! Eat my shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
  One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Homer: Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou, Narrato
  I said, Home...