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Do you know that you're one of the few predator species that preys even on itself?
-- Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos," stardate 2124.5....
Do you know the difference between jogging and sex? No! Then you'd better keep jogging.
do you know the hallmark of a second-rater? It's resentment of another man's achievement.
Those touchy mediocrities who sit trembling lest someone's work prove greater than their own....
Do you know the meaning of rigor mortis? Well, you will in a minute. -- W. C. Field
Do you know the one -- "All I ask is a tall ship...
and a star to steer her by..." You could feel the wind at your back, about you....
Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
Do you know what a squiggle is? -- John Dann, Computer Graphics lecture
Do you know what floccinaucinihilipilification means?
Do you know what Freud said about dreams of flying?
It means you're really dreaming about having sex....
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half?
Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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