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• Throw out your Walkman. Face it, you only ever used the thing when you went jogging, didn't you?
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• The bad thing about getting good at jogging is that you have a long walk home when you're done for the day.
• The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.
  -- Franklin P. Jone...
• I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
• 0174 Do you know the difference between DTE and DCE? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Men: [jogging] "I knew a woman in Paris, France, Had a big hole in her underpants" -- Skinne
  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth?...
• MACHO: Jogging home from a vasectomy.
• You know, the difference between this company and the Titanic is that the Titanic had paying customers.