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Do you know how far pregnant you are right now? I will be three months November 8th.
Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?...
Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a lightbulb?
No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it....
Do you know how many of those pills it takes to prevent a super baby? Lois Lane
Do you know how to use 0275 ... an oscilliscope? 0276 .
.. a voltmeter? 0277 ... a frequency counter? 0278 ....
Do you know it when you're being obnoxious?
Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2.
Do you know me with my clothes on?
Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to women?
They say, Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything will be all right....
Do you know that disease and death must needs overtake us, no matter what we are doing?
What do you wish to be doing when it overtakes you?...
Do you know that doing your best is not good enough?
First you must know what to do. -- manufacturing-quality theorist W. Edwards Deming...

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