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• Nothing in life is "fun for the whole family." -- Jerry Seinfeld
• On one screen, you see a beautiful view of a planet.
  On another, you can see a telescopic enlargement showing four square islands grouped together....
• The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
  One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...
• Bart: And then, he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.
  Why is he always making up those crazy stories?...
• My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!
  The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?...
• Sky farms are fantastically beautiful, with their kilometer long networks of glass framed in grids of metal, and the sunlight shining through jungles of vegetation inside.
  When one of them catches the light, you can see the refracted beauty for mile...
• What does it take to get a cabdriver's license? I think all you need is a face.
  This seems to be their big qualification. And a name with eight consonants in a row....
• If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Life is what happens while you are making other plans. LENNON