Ditsey Baummortal went duck shooting with old Uncle George Terwilliger.
A flock of ducks flew overhead and Uncle George took a potshot at them and
one fell down on the beach--dead. Ditsey walked over and looked at it.
"Hey, Uncle George," he said. "That was a waste of ammunition to shoot that
duck. The fall alone would have killed it."
-- "Senator" Ed Ford
A flock of ducks flew overhead and Uncle George took a potshot at them and
one fell down on the beach--dead. Ditsey walked over and looked at it.
"Hey, Uncle George," he said. "That was a waste of ammunition to shoot that
duck. The fall alone would have killed it."
-- "Senator" Ed Ford
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