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DENNIS: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
Dental offices run on Tandy.
DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.
-- Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery...
Deodorants are dangerous, man. Ever read on deodorant ca
Caution, Contents Highly Inflammable. May Explode....
Deoxyribonucleic acid is an anagram for I'd barely code Unix 'cc' I/O
Department meeting in 3 minutes.
depeditate: /dee-ped'*-tayt/ [by (faulty) analogy with `decapitate'] vt.
Humorously, to cut off the feet of....
DEPENDENT, adj. Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Depend not on fortune, but on conduct. -- Publius Syru

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