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• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
• Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
  Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
• Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
  Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage....
• Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
  Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
• Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
• Republicans lie -- Democrats "change their mind." -- Liberal hypocrisy
• All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)