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  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
  Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
• Make plans as complex as necessary, but give simple orders.
• If God is your partner, make your plans large.
• In our society, the Republicans set out to prove that the Democrats can not be trusted to run the government.
  And the Democrats set out to prove that the Republicans can not be trusted to run our government....
• Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
• Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans.
• Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. -- Peter Drucke