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• The Americans want blood; but that of course is their style.
  They watch too many Westerns in their formative years....
• How many British navy Officers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there....
• Democracy, n: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
  -- Gerald Barry The difference between a Democracy and a Dictatorship is that in a Democracy you vote first and take orders late...
• We have watched American democracy at close hand for many years and we believe few governments are institutionally so susceptible to dictatorship as this one.
  -- Gerald Johnso...
• Having listened to people for a long time, I believe many of us should be thankful not to be shot.
  -- Leston Have...
• System hackers get it up quicker.
• You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
  -- James Thurber (1894-1961), "The Thurber Carnival", 1945...
• Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there....