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• A single flow'r he sent me, since we met. All tenderly his messenger he chose
  Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet-- One perfect rose....
• The man she had was kind and clean And well enough for every day, But oh, dear friends, you should have seen The one that got away.
  -- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoma...
• If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after.
  His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter....
• My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after.
  His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, And his eyes are lit with laughter....
• You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke