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• Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
• Hors d'oeuvres -- a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. -- Jack Benny
• Hindsight is always twenty-twenty. -- Billy Wilde
• After being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into four slices or eigh
  Better make it four. I don't think I can eat eight pieces." -- Yogi Berra...
• Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. -- Billy Rose
• Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting. -- Billy Rose
• One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
  A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...