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Buy a goldfish bowl and fill it up. Stick your head in it for practice.
The goldfish are optional. -- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Buy a HST and keep Ma Bell in business!
Buy a IBM. It can do SOMETHING right.
Buy a kid a $50 toy, and he'll play with the box.
Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right.
Buy! Amdahl Stock to go up 100 points next week.
Buy American the job you save may be your ow
BUY AMERICAN! (This tagline made in Japan)
Buy American, where?
Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

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