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Buy a self-help guide for recovering worshipers.
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Buying cigarettes becomes an interview now. I said to the salesgirl in back of the counter, "I'd like a carton of cigarettes.
She said, "There are so many brands, what would you like?" I said, "Giv...
Buy in haste, repair at leisure.
Buy Land Now. It's Not Being Made Any More.
Buy land. They've stopped making it. -- Mark Twai
Buy low, sell high.
Buy more, and be happy. -- THX 1138
Buy my flowers,--oh buy, I pray! The blind girl comes from afar.
-- Edward Bulwer Lytton (1805-1873) -- Buy my Flowe...
Buy old masters. They fetch a much better price than old mistresses. -- Lord Beaverbrook

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