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  If it don't go up, don't buy it. -- Will Roge...
• You or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you.
  I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company....
• Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you.
  I should have no hesitation in sacrificing my own life to spare yours, but we take stock next week, and it would not be fair on the company....
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