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• Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
• Pentium: Intel's version of the 586.
• Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.
  999983605....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  586 of them, and it will take them a year from the moment you convince them that the light bulb is not functioning per the spec....
• Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a Cadillac so you can drive around and look for it.
• If you're going faster than 90 MPH and they chase you -- make 'em *earn* it.
• Anything works better on a pentium....try it, buy it!
• You can resole your boot, but you can't reboot your soul. -- anonymou
• Is there any chance I can reboot my life?