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• Zoidberg: That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid for lunch to discuss my Hollywood dream.
  The next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten....
• Bender to Zoidberg: "You're looking less nuts, crabby.
• Leela: Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• Professor: I've been a Harold Zoid fan since back when my hips were made of bone.
• If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for Uncle Sam. -- Ray Steve
• My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure.
  They thought he was heckling. -- Jeff Shaw...
• The staff suddenly screams, "He's back in the cave! And he's looking for for YOU!!
• Leela: "It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.
  Zoidberg: "Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material....