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• Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
  Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry. Amy: No....
• Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
  Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it....
• I love every living creature." -Leela "Even me?" -Fry "As a friend." -Leela
• Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
  Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
• Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry "Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela
• Take it off or else I break it off." -Leela, with Fry's arm around he
• When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people. -- Seneca
• Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.
• I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...