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  Bart: Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! -- Awards ceremony, "Mr....
• The greatest awards in life are those you bestow.
• Progress is an illusion.
• Awards are like hemorrhoids; in the end, every asshole gets one. -- Frederic Raphael
• You know, we've won awards for this crap. -- David Letterma
• I'll never watch an awards show again. -- Bart Simpson, "The Fro
• Ceremony is the invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance. Richard Seele
• Problems are the price of progress.
• Change is not progress. -- H.L. Mencke