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• This is what I do for fun, can you imagine my job?
• Imagine the real disappointment of those people who have been wrong in their predictions about the end of the world.
  Talk about embarrassment......
• Imagine no BBS's. I wonder if you can?
• Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown.
  I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson! Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?...
• When I was growing up, my mom wanted me to become a priest, which I think is a tough occupation.
  Can you imagine giving up your sex life and then once a week people come in to tell you all the highlights of theirs?...
• I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.
• To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. -- Wilson Mizne
• You were born twins and they killed the wrong one!
• When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun.
  And when you have fun, you can do amazing things, -- Joe Namath...