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• You buy a judge by weight, like iron in a junk yard.
  A justice of the peace or a magistrate can be had for a five-dollar bill....
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• If the jury feels the law is unjust, we recognize the undisputed power of the jury to acquit, even if its verdict is contrary to the law as given by a judge, and contrary to the evidence .
  .. and the courts must abide by that decision. -- US v Moylan, 4th Circuit Court of Appeals, 1969, 417 F....
• Don't you see? This whole trial is a conspiracy concocted by Bill Gates.
  He knows that he stands to make even more billions if Microsoft is broken up into Baby Bills....
• May you know enough about courts, judges, bailiffs, and bail bondsmen to be a lawyer.
• The ACLU has stood foursquare against the recurring tides of hysteria that from time to time threaten freedoms everyhere.
  .. Indeed, it is difficult to appreciate how far our freedoms might have eroded had it not been for the Union's valiant representation in the courts of the constitutional rights of people of all persuasions, no matter how unpopular or even despised by the majority they were at the time....
• Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
  Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage....
• When we talk about property, state, masters, government, laws, courts, and police, we say only that we don't want any of them.
• I love judges, and I love courts. They are my ideals, that typify on earth what we shall meet hereafter in heaven under a just God.
  -- William Howard Taft, 27th President of the U.S. and Chief Justice of the Supreme Cou...