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Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.
Woodward's Law: A theory is better than its explanation.
Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's just cut to the happy ending. -- Cheers, Airport V Woody...
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?...
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Sam...
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up? Norm: The warranty on my liver.
-- Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to Do Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?...
Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson? Norm
Poor. Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Norm: No, I meant `pour'....
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Let's talk about what's going *in* Mr.
Peterson. A beer, Woody. -- Cheers, Paint Your Office Sam...
Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
-- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 1 Woody: What's going down, Mr....
Woolsey-Swanson Rule: People would rather live with a problem they cannot solve rather than accept a solution they cannot understand.

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