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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. -- Benjamin Frankli
Three Midwesterners, a Kansan, a Missourian and an Iowan, all appearing on a quiz program, were asked to complete this sentence
"Old MacDonald had a . . ." "Old MacDonald had a carburetor," answere...
Three minutes' thought would suffice to find this ou
but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time. -- A.E. Housema...
Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre...
Three rules for sounding like an expert: 1. Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.
2. Always point out second-order effects, but never point out when they can be ignored. 3...
Throw away documentation and manuals, and users will be a hundred times happier.
Throw away privileges and quotas, and users will do the Right Thing....
Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.
-- Bertrand Russell...
Thus spake the master programmer: "A well-written program is its own heave
a poorly-written program is its own hell." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
Thus spake the master programmer: "After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...

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