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Thus spake the master programmer: "Let the programmer be many and the managers few -- then all will be productive.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
Thus spake the master programmer: "Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
Thus spake the master programmer: "Time for you to leave.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
Thus spake the master programmer: "When program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
Thus spake the master programmer: "When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
Thus spake the master programmer: "Without the wind, the grass does not move.
Without software, hardware is useless." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
Thus spake the master programmer: "You can demonstrate a program for a corporate executive, but you can't make him computer literate.
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming...
Thyme's Law: Everything goes wrong at once.
Tiddely Quiddely Edward M. Kennedy Quite unaccountably Drove in a stream.
Pleas of amnesia Incomprehensible Possibly shattered Political dream....

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