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To a Californian, the basic difference between the people and the pigeons in New York is that the pigeons don't shit on each other.
-- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coa...
To a New Yorker, all Californians are blond, even the blacks.
There are, in fact, whole neighborhoods that are zoned only for blond people....
To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire.
These generally go for six hundred thousand. -- From "East vs. West: The War Between the...
To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education.
To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun....
To add insult to injury. -- Phaedru
To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am always right.
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. -- Elbert Hubbard
To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's shift. -- Shelley
To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her?
You don't want a rose to sing. -- Thackeray...
To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job than a man would have to be.
Fortunately, this isn't difficult....

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