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• I throw pennies away...
• If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
• Throw away that vibrator device that is supposed to take fat off your thighs.
  Admit it, the thing never worked, did it? -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• There is not enough love and goodness in the world to throw any of it away on conceited people.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche...
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away.
  Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day....
• 1. If you keep anything long enough you can throw it away.
  2. If you throw anything away, you will need it as soon as it is no longer accessible....