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Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect.
Tip of the Day: Never fry bacon in the nude.
Tip O'Neill is just like Congress; old, fat and out of control. -- J. LeBoutillie
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
-- Frank Lloyd Wrigh...
TIPS FOR PERFORMERS: Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters.
There are a finite number of jokes in the universe....
TIRED of calculating components of vectors? Displacements along direction of force getting you down?
Well, now there's help. Try amazing "Dot-Product", the fast, easy way many professionals have u...
Tis man's perdition to be safe, when for the truth he ought to die.
'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. -- H.L. Mencke
To a Californian, a person must prove himself criminally insane before he is allowed to drive a taxi in New York.
For New York cabbies, honesty and stopping at red lights are both optional. -- From...
To a Californian, all New Yorkers are cold; even in heat they rarely go above fifty-eight degrees.
If you collapse on a street in New York, plan to spend a few days there....

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