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This yuppie, see, was in a car wreck. His BMW was mangled, and so was he.
The paramedic was leaning over him getting his vitals, and all the yup could groan was "My BMW!...
Those lovable Brits department: They also have trouble pronouncing `vitamin'.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
Those of you who think you know it all upset those of us who do.
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware
hose program instructions that you can only curse at are called software....
Those who are mentally and emotionally healthy are those who have learned when to say yes, when to say no and when to say whoopee.
-- W.S. Krabill...
Those who believe in astrology are living in houses with foundations of Silly Putty.
-- Dennis Rawli...
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana

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