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This generation doesn't have emotional baggage. We have emotional moving vans. -- Bruce Feirstei
This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your bags!
I just won the California lottery!" "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?...
This is a country where people are free to practice their religion, regardless of race, creed, color, obesity, or number of dangling keys.
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This is a good time to punt work.
This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
This is Betty Frenel. I don't know who to call but I can't reach my Food-a-holics partner.
I'm at Vido's on my second pizza with sausage and mushroom. Jim, come and get me!...
This is clearly another case of too many mad scientists, and not enough hunchbacks.
This is for all ill-treated fellows Unborn and unbegot, For them to read when they're in trouble And I am not.
-- A.E. Housma...
This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave your name and message; I'll get back to you.
This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your client, Todd Lieman, skipped and his bail is forfeit.
That's the pink slip on your '74 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, Jim, bring it on over....

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