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• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
  "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life....
• Ten of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner of the yard to shoot some craps.
  The stakes were enormous, the tension palpable. When his turn came to shoot, Dutsky nervously plunked down his entire wad, shook the dice and rolled....
• Ten of the meanest cons in the state pen met in the corner of the yard to shoot some craps.
  The stakes were enormous, the tension palpable. When his turn came to shoot, Dutsky nervously plunked down his entire wad, shook the dice and rolled....
• I once tried to spread a rumor that I had an offer of $
  15,000 to leave radio and fly out to the coast but when the story came back to me, it was $...
• Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
  I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Magicians must exercise caution in all things. Each of you has heard the story of the mage who perfected the gold producing spell, only to be crushed by his newfound wealth.
  Less well known is the story of the sorcerer who turned everyone he didn't like into a toad, until the day he exercised the spell on an entire unfriendly village and was found the next morning hopped to death....
• Four minutes before the conclusion of any worth-while TV program, you will get a phone call from your cousin, the one called Loose Lips.