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• They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!
• The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewel
  it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant....
• The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewel
  it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali...
• We took some pictures of the girls, but they weren't developed.
• Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all." -- Harriet Van Home
• You can fool all of the people some of the time; you can fool some of the people all of the time
  and that should be sufficient for most purposes....
• Jewels five-words-long, That on the stretch'd forefinger of all Time Sparkle forever.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- The Princess, Part ii, Line 355...
• A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone, all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
  -- J. Hawe...
• Now, the naturalist who took these absolutely extraordinary pictures was impressed by the creature's uncivilized look, its foul language, and most of all, its indescribable stench.
  -- Newscaster reports that Bigfoot (Homer) has been sighted, "Call of the Simpso...