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• They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." (Killed in battle during US Civil War.
  ) ~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864...
• They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
• They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... -- General John B. Sedgwick, 1864 - last word
• Why, they couldn't hit an lephant at this dist... Gen. John Sedgewick, last word
• An officer in the US Civil War was inspecting his troops while enemy snipers were active.
  When warned to be careful, he said: Are you kidding?...
• Lightning can't hit us at this dist... -- Famous Last Word
• Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
• I propose to fight it out on this line, if it takes all summer.
  -- Ulysses S....
• They couldn't hit a barn at this distance. -- Famous Last Word