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• Cats are companions. Dogs are slaves.
• Cats are roommates. Dogs are kids.
• It's sunning cats and dogs.
• Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
• Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
  Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....
• I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.
  -- Kevin Rooney...
• Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people
  and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now....
• If dogs had catapults, would cats be safe in trees?