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The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well everything. -- Yea
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President.
All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?...
The Marines: The few, the proud, the dead on the beach.
The Marines: The few, the proud, the not very bright.
The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in different city.
-- Vance Bourjaily, "Esquire...
The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
-- Wilhelm Stekel...
The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy.
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly....
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law
Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is marxism. -- Heidi Hartmann, "The U...
The Martian Canals were clearly the Martian's last ditch effort!
The marvels of today's modern technology include the development of a soda can, which, when discarded will last forever -- and a $
7,000 car which, when properly cared for, will rust out in two or thre...

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