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• The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
  Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr....
• It takes more brains and effort to make out your income tax forms correctly than it does to make the income you are reporting.
• The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.
  -- Lord Thomas R. Duwa...
• On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• To vanish in the chinks that Time has made. -- Samuel Rogers (1763-1855) -- Paestum
• The following appeared in a memo from the mayor of the town of Hopewell.
  "Two years ago, the town of Ocean View built a new municipal golf course and resort hotel....
• Beer has character and the American people don't.