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• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- D. Parke
• The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
• I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things.
  I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more....
• FIGHTING WORDS Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
  Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue -- Still you have my heart to wear....
• Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
  Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my tongue, Still you have my heart to wear....
• I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.
  -- Dorothy Parke...