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The difference between a misfortune and a calamity?
If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune....
The difference between America and England is, the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
The difference between art and science is that science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer.
Art is everything else. -- Donald Knuth, "Discove...
The difference between common-sense and paranoia is that common-sense is thinking everyone is out to get you.
That's normal -- they are. Paranoia is thinking that they're conspiring. -- J. Kegle...
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called.
Cats take a message and get back to you....
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal separation gives the man time to hide his money.
The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
-- Allan Sherma...
The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
-- Robert Heinlei...
The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following
Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road....

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