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• The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• SAGITTARIUS You have a vivid imagination and are always trying new things.
  Your friends think you are a pervert. Honesty is so important to you that you even admit to doing incredibly dumb things....
• Have you sent in a Dumb Coupon today?
• You may wish to think of animals as dumb, but they don't hire lawyers and they don't have doctors, and what is even more telling, they don't pay taxes!