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• Do not look into laser with remaining good eye. -- Seen on the door to a light-wave lab
• Why do people persist in walking directly into the well- marked, laser-sharpened, 80K rpm mill saw that is my ego?
• Laser printers do it without making an impression.
• Why don't you do it, then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger.
  End my life. -- 7th Doctor, THE HAPPINESS PATROL...
• The distance between the ticket counter and you plane is directly proportional to the weight of what you are carrying and inversely proportional to the time remaining before takeoff.
  -- Gary Witzenburg...
• How do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"?
• It is a wonderful thing to look a hotel detective in the eye. -- ibid.
• METER Maid: tall enough to look the meter in the eye.
• Wiggum: License please? [Troy hands his license] Says here you need corrective lenses.
  Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses?...