Pig, N: An Animal (Porcus Omnivorous) Closely Allied To The Human Race By The Splendor And Vivacity Of Its Appetite, Which, However, Is Inferior In Scope, For It Balks At Pig.

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pig, n:
An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by
the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is
inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce

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