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• Ask not what your country can do for you. If you do, taxes will go up.
• People ask "Where do you get your ideas?"...
• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....
• When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you. -- Samuel Goldwy
• In the old days you didn't ask their sexual history, you'd just say, "Are you a mammal?
  Now you take her home and you say, "Where do I set up the lab?" -- John Riggi...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you ask archie where to find your keys.
• Ask and you shall receive.
• I ask you men...what are you so afraid of? If I am equal to you in power, does that diminish you?
  -- Rita Mae Brown -- Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writer's Manual...