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Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings.
Modern psychology takes completely for granted that behavior and neural function are perfectly correlated, that one is completely caused by the other.
There is no separate soul or lifeforce to stick...
MODESTY: Being comfortable that others will discover your greatness.
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. -- J.K. Galbraith
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
-- Oliver Herford...
Moe: Wanna play poker tonight? Joe: I can't. It's the kids' night out.
Moe: So? Joe: I gotta stay home with the nurse....
Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
Moebius always does it on the same side.
Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly.
An aide once asked him how he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week....
Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip.
He took a seat next to a hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the h...

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