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Meskimen's Law: There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...
Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
METEOROLOGIST: One who doubts the established fact that it is bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.
Metermaids eat their young.
Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch.
MICRO: Thinker toys.
Micro Credo: Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
Microwaves frizz your heir.
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