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Better use medicines at the outset than at the last moment. -- Publius Syrus (42 BC) -- Maxim 866
Better watch where you're stepping, when in this conference.
BETTER WEIRD THAN DEAD! -- Eerie Indiana
Better we should err in action then wholly refuse to perform. -- W. G. Simm
Betty Crocker was a flour child.
Betty, If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game-show host.
-- Veronica, "Heathe...
Between 1950 and 1952, a bored weatherman, stationed north of Hudson Bay, left a monument that neither government nor time can eradicate.
Using a bulldozer abandoned by the Air Force, he spent two yea...
Between amoebas and mankind There seems to be a mighty chasm But if you study both, you'll find Your body, and perhaps, your mind Is largely of this very kind Of animated protoplasm.
-- Gerald Lynto...
Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth.
Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.

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