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• Just when you think you have a handle on how weird Eerie is during the day, the whole town does a bellyflop at night.
  -- Marshall, "Zombies in P.J.s", Eerie Indiana...
• Eerie had collided with a parallel reality called NBC.
  *I* was being written off the show. Correction: Killed off the show....
• Better dead than Redmond.
• Better dead than mellow.
• In Eerie, Indiana, when you scrape away the surface weirdness, what you find is .
  .. more weirdness. -- Eerie Indiana...
• As we walked deeper and deeper into that musty old house, I kept asking myself - Marshall, why are you such a bone head.
  -- Marshall, "The Dead Letter", Eerie Indiana...
• Better Red than dead. -- Bertrand Russell (1872-1967)
• Liberal Slogan: "Better Dead than Read