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• Real life sucks losers dry. If you want to fuck with the eagles you've got to learn to fly.
  -- Veronica, "Heathers", movie...
• Thank you for not mooning your host.
• You know your convenience-speak pretty well. -- Monica, from Heathe
• If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also. Russian Proverb
• In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow you to get some entertainment out of it.
  -- Daniel Waters, screenwriter of HEATHERS...
• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....
• The game is supposed to be fun. If you have a bad day, don't worry about it.
  You can't expect to get a hit every game. -- Yogi Berra...
• In the game of life you get to choose where you keep your brain - heads you win, tails you loose.