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Make war not sex. (It's safer.)
Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.
Therefore, users tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space....
Malek's Law: Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
MALPRACTICE: The reason surgeons wear masks.
MAN: An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.
His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own specie...
Man and wife make one fool.
Man belongs wherever he wants to go. -- Wernher von Brau
Man has made his bedlam; let him lie in it. -- Fred Alle
Man has never reconciled himself to the ten commandments.

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