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Life is a serious burden, which no thinking, humane person would wantonly inflict on someone else.
-- Clarence Darrow...
Life is a sexually transferred disease with 100% mortality.
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
Life is both difficult and time consuming.
Life is cheap, but the accessories can kill you.
Life is difficult because it is non-linear.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall
Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.
Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?
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